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#1441 Post by niemeyjt »

With the cost of living crisis, I have decided I need to make my collection of woodworking tools earn their keep - so I am setting up a new venture selling hand-made wooden "adult" toys.

I hope no one will feel too embarrassed to ask for them - I have all types and sizes and styles according to your needs and desires - and discretion is 100% guaranteed. I can send pictures of past commissions and all deliveries will be in plain packaging.

To start off the range, I will be producing:

Zimmer frames

Commodes

Wheelchairs

Walking sticks

Incontinence bag holders

False teeth stands

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#1443 Post by niemeyjt »

Last week I posted a photo of the new BMW parking space at the local supermarket car park - it seems they are using it:

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#1447 Post by Sparkle »

@Hotrodder 2023 have we all gone commando :lol:
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride

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