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#1491 Post by Hotrodder »

Tory party conference. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#1493 Post by Bayleaf »

What could go wrong?! :lol:
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#1494 Post by niemeyjt »

I don't know why they don't just take a leaf from the Ryanair playbook.

Call it Manchester (Aston) Station, Crewe (Aston) Station - and hey presto! - London to Manchester.

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#1495 Post by Pathca »

RAF Luton is brilliant but the numbers who take it seriously despite it clearly stating parody are worrying,it’s like people automatically believe things they see on line

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#1496 Post by niemeyjt »

Pathca wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 9:38 amRAF Luton is brilliant but the numbers who take it seriously despite it clearly stating parody are worrying,it’s like people automatically believe things they see on line
Yes - as Albert Einstein said, you cannot believe everything you read on the Internet.

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#1497 Post by niemeyjt »

My tortoise has stopped moving - I guess it is a case of a reptile dysfunction.
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#1498 Post by Quiksilver »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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#1499 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just returned from the gym and discovered that I have burned 1,200 calories. I forgot I'd left a pizza in the oven.

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#1500 Post by niemeyjt »

When I was a child, I used to love to watch the ‘Wizard of Oz’ and I always wondered how someone could talk if they didn't have a brain. Then I got Facebook.

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