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Bayleaf · #1591 Post by **Bayleaf** » Sat Nov 04, 2023 8:59 am

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Bayleaf · #1592 Post by **Bayleaf** » Sat Nov 04, 2023 9:48 am

Currently topical:

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niemeyjt · #1593 Post by **niemeyjt** » Sat Nov 04, 2023 10:59 am

Sadly, maybe less and less a joke . . .

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Pathca · #1594 Post by **Pathca** » Sat Nov 04, 2023 11:05 am

It’s sadly very accurate J

Quiksilver · #1595 Post by **Quiksilver** » Sat Nov 04, 2023 1:50 pm

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Quiksilver · #1596 Post by **Quiksilver** » Sun Nov 05, 2023 10:32 am

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Quiksilver · #1597 Post by **Quiksilver** » Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:24 pm

For cat subjects everywhere....

niemeyjt · #1598 Post by **niemeyjt** » Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:06 pm

Mrs N told me that I started calling out all sorts of names last night in bed - "Gandalf", "Bilbo", "Smaug", "Gollum".

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

niemeyjt · #1599 Post by **niemeyjt** » Wed Nov 08, 2023 12:07 pm

In the olden days, my cereal used to go "Snap", "Crackle" and "Pop".

Now it's my knees.

niemeyjt · #1600 Post by **niemeyjt** » Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:05 pm

Does making friends with a horse lead to a stable relationship?

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