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#1601 Post by DominicBest »

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#1602 Post by niemeyjt »

Doctors recently removed a set of toy horses from a man's "back passage".

His condition was later described as serious butt stable.
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#1603 Post by Bayleaf »

Neigh lad, stop ya horsin' about! :lol:

Meanwhile, some history for you ....
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#1605 Post by niemeyjt »

A thief fell into the concrete mixer whilst raiding the local building site.

Now he is a hardened criminal.
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#1606 Post by niemeyjt »

Not sure whether I have posted this exercise tip before, so here goes:

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#1608 Post by niemeyjt »

From the Uxbridge English Dictionary:

Adderlescent - an immature snake
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#1609 Post by Blaze »

From Newsthump :
Suella Braverman spotted buying a tent. Newly unemployed Suella Braverman has been caught tent shopping, in what one presumes is a lifestyle choice.
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#1610 Post by Bayleaf »

Haha, good one! :lol: 8-)
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