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#1631 Post by Lori »

And the gentleman in post #1629 should have been one of them.
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#1632 Post by Biloute »

ajm wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:20 am My wife asked me what is the female equivalent of a man cave. Apparently the kitchen was not the right answer. Hospital food is ok.
ajm wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:20 am My wife asked me what is the female equivalent of a man cave. Apparently the kitchen was not the right answer. Hospital food is ok.
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Demain est le premier des jours qu'il nous reste à vivre: profitons-en ! :D
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#1633 Post by niemeyjt »

I took my daughter to John Lewis to buy a new stick blender.

She was taking ages, so I asked what was taking so long.

"I'm doing a whisk assessment"
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#1634 Post by niemeyjt »

My brother-in-law has a new job with 500 people under him.

He mows the grass at the cemetery.
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#1636 Post by niemeyjt »

My boss has just phoned. He was sniffling and snuffling, wheezing and coughing and sneezing through the entire conversation.

I hate cold calls.
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#1637 Post by Pathca »

I remember a bingo hall that had the signs all with Braille underneath,I never figured out how they played bingo if they couldn’t see
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#1638 Post by niemeyjt »

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#1639 Post by Bayleaf »

Sounds about right! :lol:
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#1640 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N has started to make her own perfumes to mimic all her favourite brands. She says it will save her a fortune buying the genuine articles.

"That makes scents", I thought.
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