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#1711 Post by niemeyjt »

Every time I get something stuck in my throat, I dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager.

It's known as the Heineken manoeuvre.
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#1712 Post by niemeyjt »

When older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young."

They're talking about your knees & hips, not your kids.
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#1713 Post by niemeyjt »

Thought for the day: Always give 100%, unless you're a blood donor.
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#1716 Post by niemeyjt »

Talking of all things in space, India has just sent a rocket to the sun.

Asked how they were preventing it from burning up, President Modhi replied "We are sending it at night".
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#1718 Post by Biloute »

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Demain est le premier des jours qu'il nous reste à vivre: profitons-en ! :D
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#1720 Post by niemeyjt »

Schrödinger's skip?

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