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#101 Post by Spardo »

'Short' is in these days, eat your hearts out 'long' people. :lol: :lol:

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#102 Post by Doug »

Saw a couple of uk pig farmers (like factory farms) on tv this morning both complaining that they stand to loose a years stock as won't be able to market it due to CO2 shortage? Whats CO2 got to do with butchering meats, do what was always done sell it from counters.
These days with nearly all having freezers let the customers store the fresh produce.
Its still the way we always buy it.
I know all of this is a joke so won't complain of going off post. :)

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#103 Post by niemeyjt »

Doug wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:54 pmWhats CO2 got to do with butchering meats, . . .
Stunning (like my jokes)

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niemeyjt wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:12 pm
Doug wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:54 pmWhats CO2 got to do with butchering meats, . . .
Stunning (like my jokes)
In that case they would just lie down and die, no other method required.
They were talking about packagin. Me thinks.

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#105 Post by Char »

They're put into gas chambers which are pumped full of CO2 until they're unconscious then they are killed.
It's also used during the processing process but I don't know for what purpose.

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#106 Post by exile »

A lot of pre-packaged meat is packed in a CO2 atmosphere so that there is no oxygen to allow the meat to go off.

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Char wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:44 pm They're put into gas chambers which are pumped full of CO2 until they're unconscious then they are killed.
It's also used during the processing process but I don't know for what purpose.
Except the ones seen on tv, hung up on an over head line by a back keg screaming like hell.
I could say more but this post isn't for it.

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#108 Post by Char »

Doug wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:57 pm
Char wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:44 pm They're put into gas chambers which are pumped full of CO2 until they're unconscious then they are killed.
It's also used during the processing process but I don't know for what purpose.
Except the ones seen on tv, hung up on an over head line by a back keg screaming like hell.
I could say more but this post isn't for it.
'tis one of the reasons why I don't eat bits of dead animals.

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#109 Post by Char »

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

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#110 Post by Doug »

Every one to their own [mention]Char[/mention] mami used to be vegetarian but now eats some meat.
Being brought up on a farm ive killed animals but always by the humane method.
Man has always been a hunter/ gatherer, so they say.

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