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#1871 Post by Hotrodder »

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.
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#1872 Post by A.N.Other »

Two cannibals were talking...

"Remember those Catholic missionaries that were here last week?"

"Yes, why...?"

"I boiled one up yesterday but he tasted terrible!"

"Of course he did... they were Friars!"
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#1873 Post by glazedallover »

and a parting 'shot'...... :(

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#1874 Post by Sparkle »

Did hear about the Italian chef that died?..............he pasta way
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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#1875 Post by Bayleaf »

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#1876 Post by A.N.Other »

Never realised just how intelligent frogs are.

The local mobile library van crashed the other day scattering books all over the road.
A frog was seen jumping from book to book going.......

Readit
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#1877 Post by exile »

I think that German is supposed to be Dutch @Bayleaf .

Either way I don't think spilling the coffee will be beneficial to a pain free life
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#1878 Post by Quiksilver »

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#1879 Post by Bayleaf »

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#1880 Post by ajm »

Like it but it looks like there is more after On the commode again
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