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#1901 Post by Hotrodder »

Too late, Kier. He's already shrunk in the wash.
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#1902 Post by Hotrodder »

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#1903 Post by A.N.Other »

I'd happily be that small if I had his money :crazy:
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#1904 Post by Hotrodder »

Finally, proof that size doesn't really matter. 8-)
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#1905 Post by niemeyjt »

Hotrodder wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 2:07 pm Finally, proof that size doesn't really matter. 8-)
It does if you are hanging wallpaper.
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#1906 Post by niemeyjt »

I took Mrs N on holiday for Easter.

I put a map of the world on the kitchen wall, gave her a dart and told her to close her eyes and throw it and we would go wherever the dart landed.

We had three fantastic weeks behind the fridge.
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#1907 Post by niemeyjt »

It must be awful working at the Unemployment Benefits Office - knowing if you get fired you will still have to turn up the following day.
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#1908 Post by niemeyjt »

All you Liverpool football fans . . .

Don't forget, this weekend the Klopps go back.

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#1909 Post by Bayleaf »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey! You're back! Woohoo! :clap: :D And something was right in the world again ....!

Here's my contribution for today, after a longer than usual horse ride yesterday!
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#1910 Post by Blaze »

@Bayleaf I feel like that after a session at the gym ... that rowing machine should be banned :lol:
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