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#1911 Post by niemeyjt »

But remember, at our age we did all our stupid things before the Internet was invented - so there's no proof.
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#1913 Post by A.N.Other »

Propaganda:
A British person taking a close look at something.

Politics:
Multiple bloodsucking parasites.
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#1914 Post by niemeyjt »

A.N.Other wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 7:52 am Propaganda:
A British person taking a close look at something.

Politics:
Multiple bloodsucking parasites.
Word for the day: kakistocracy
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#1915 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N has gone to visit her mother.

Whilst she was away I have installed an en-suite. I hope she likes it:

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#1916 Post by A.N.Other »

:clap: :clap: :clap:
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#1917 Post by A.N.Other »

Police chased a dangerous criminal through Heathrow Airport yesterday but lost him at the Helsinki check-in desk . . .a spokesperson said "he disappeared into Finnair".
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#1918 Post by niemeyjt »

I have a fear of speed humps - but I'm slowly getting over it.
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#1919 Post by niemeyjt »

I have just won the local boiler suit wearing competition for the eighth consecutive year.

Now I'm overall champion.
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#1920 Post by A.N.Other »

Viagra!
It wont make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore
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