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#1931 Post by A.N.Other »

I was approached by a lady (I think) with a clipboard who very gruffly asked me:
"How do you view lesbian sex"?

I think my answer "In HD" might not have been what she was looking for.
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#1932 Post by niemeyjt »

Talking of all that kind of thing, transexuals aren't the people they used to be.
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#1933 Post by Bayleaf »

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Grammar matters! :lol:
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#1934 Post by niemeyjt »

in similar vein . . .
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#1935 Post by Quiksilver »

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#1936 Post by niemeyjt »

There was a baby boy born without eyelids at the local hospital last week - but fortunately plastic surgeons were able to make him a pair of eyelids out of his foreskin.

They think he will be alright, but he is going to be a little cock-eyed.
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#1937 Post by Bayleaf »

:lol: The last two were absolute corkers! (Or should I say cockers! :lol: )

Laughter - the best way to start the day! :clap:
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#1938 Post by Bayleaf »

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#1939 Post by A.N.Other »

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#1940 Post by A.N.Other »

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