Jokes

:speech_balloon: Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, chill and chat.
Post Reply
Message
Author
A.N.Other
Posts: 323
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:02 pm

Jokes

#1961 Post by A.N.Other »

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.
Top
A.N.Other
Posts: 323
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:02 pm

Jokes

#1962 Post by A.N.Other »

Top
niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#1963 Post by niemeyjt »

Apparently Biggles tried to retrain on helicopters, but couldn't keep his chopper up.
Top
exile
Posts: 2640
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:57 pm
Location: Auvergne Rhone Alpes

Jokes

#1964 Post by exile »

Hot news in:

The Devon and Cornwall 70s and 80s revival festival has had to be cancelled. The could not agree whether The Jam or Cream should be on first.
Top
niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#1965 Post by niemeyjt »

trump1.jpeg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Top
niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#1966 Post by niemeyjt »

trump2.jpeg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Top
niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#1967 Post by niemeyjt »

Nostalgia just isn't like it used to be.
Top
niemeyjt
Posts: 4920
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:34 pm

Jokes

#1968 Post by niemeyjt »

I was going to buy some Velcro off Amazon but didn't bother - it was such a rip-off.
Top
A.N.Other
Posts: 323
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:02 pm

Jokes

#1969 Post by A.N.Other »

When I got a a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.
Top
A.N.Other
Posts: 323
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:02 pm

Jokes

#1970 Post by A.N.Other »

When is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Chatterbox”