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niemeyjt · #2011 Post by **niemeyjt** » Tue Jun 11, 2024 9:41 pm

I thought about having a threesome.

Then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I could have dinner with my parents.

Nomoss · #2012 Post by **Nomoss** » Tue Jun 11, 2024 11:22 pm

I think niemeyjt may be half way to being a wit.

niemeyjt · #2013 Post by **niemeyjt** » Wed Jun 12, 2024 9:48 pm

A bald man walked up to me and asked if I knew where he could get a wig.

"Not off the top of my head" I replied.

niemeyjt · #2014 Post by **niemeyjt** » Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:10 pm

Announcement:

Following recent revelations, "Dishy Rishi" Sunak wants to be known henceforth as "No dishy Rishi".

niemeyjt · #2015 Post by **niemeyjt** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 1:26 pm

I once dated a Dutch girl with a penchant for inflatable footwear.

It all ended when she popped her clogs.

OTBC · #2016 Post by **OTBC** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 1:59 pm

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OTBC · #2017 Post by **OTBC** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 2:15 pm

Liar.

OTBC · #2018 Post by **OTBC** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 4:42 pm

Another.....

OTBC · #2019 Post by **OTBC** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 4:47 pm

A.N.Other · #2020 Post by **A.N.Other** » Thu Jun 13, 2024 5:15 pm

OTBC wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2024 2:15 pmLiar.

Nah, that was for the flat where they housed the illegal immigrants.

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