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niemeyjt
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URGENT HEALTH WARNING
Do not wash your hair with shampoo whilst in the shower - if you do so the shampoo runs down your body. It clearly states on the label "For extra body and volume" - therefore it will make people gain weight fueling the obesity crisis.
Instead use dish washing liquid. It clearly states on the label "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to dissolve". Problem solved.
Do not wash your hair with shampoo whilst in the shower - if you do so the shampoo runs down your body. It clearly states on the label "For extra body and volume" - therefore it will make people gain weight fueling the obesity crisis.
Instead use dish washing liquid. It clearly states on the label "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to dissolve". Problem solved.
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Bayleaf
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Meanwhile, seen in my local Gamm Vert yesterday, in the expensive specialised confiture section ....no joke! 
The mind doth boggle! 
Edit - name for rosehip wild fruit apparently! Who'd have thought!
The mind doth boggle! Edit - name for rosehip wild fruit apparently! Who'd have thought!
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Bayleaf
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On oldie, but never gets old!
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
"Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said,
"For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
"Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said,
"For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”