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#2051 Post by niemeyjt »

My neighbour goes around with a bedpan on his head.

He's a little potty.

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#2052 Post by A.N.Other »

Did you hear about the woman who swallowed a razor blade?

She went to the doctor complaining of stomach pains, on further investigation he discovered that not only had she given herself:

A tonsillectomy
An appendectomy
And a hysterectomy

but she'd also

Castrated her husband
Circumcised her lover
Taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance
And given the vicar a hair lip!

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#2053 Post by niemeyjt »

I heard she died after it gave her arse a nick.

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#2054 Post by niemeyjt »

I had a go at playing water polo yesterday.

It was going quite well until the pony drowned.

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#2055 Post by niemeyjt »

Did you hear about the trampoline gymnast from Prague competing in the Paris Olympics?

He's a bouncing Czech.

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#2056 Post by Niftyons »

Why are you crying Hymie?

Because somebody nicked my pullover.

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#2057 Post by niemeyjt »

The French eat snails because they don't like fast food.

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#2058 Post by Bayleaf »

Niftyons wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 10:04 am Why are you crying Hymie?

Because somebody nicked my pullover.
I give up! Where's the joke?! :lol: :crazy:

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#2060 Post by DaveW »

DaveW wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 6:53 pm
Bayleaf wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 6:13 pm
Niftyons wrote: Wed Jun 19, 2024 10:04 am Why are you crying Hymie?

Because somebody nicked my pullover.
I give up! Where's the joke?! :lol: :crazy:
Must admit I’m struggling with that one

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