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#2091 Post by Bayleaf »

A.N.Other wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2024 8:33 pm Lifts smell different to dwarfs.
Ew! :lol:
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#2092 Post by Bayleaf »

Duck revenge! :lol:
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#2093 Post by A.N.Other »

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My wife prefers hard boiled :lol:
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#2094 Post by niemeyjt »

A.N.Other wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2024 8:33 pm Lifts smell different to dwarfs.
Breaking wind in a lift is wrong on so many levels.
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#2095 Post by niemeyjt »

An Irishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walked into a pub.

The Englishman should be in the joke also, but he is still supporting his team at Euro 2024 football.
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#2096 Post by Niftyons »

Bayleaf wrote: ↑Sun Jun 23, 2024 8:41 pm Duck revenge! :lol:
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That was not Jenkins. It was Lorenz.

The duck was a relative of Matthew Webb.
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#2097 Post by Bayleaf »

When my grandad was sick the doctor said to rub butter all over his back.

He went down hill very quickly after that.
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#2098 Post by Niftyons »

Like the duck. He was an Indian Runner.

KY or goose grease is better.
Top-hole.

Use that and be assured of a position in the downhill bad jokes semis & then go for the grand slam
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#2099 Post by Niftyons »

I suppose the eternal question is
Should I have used a comma or semicolon?
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#2100 Post by niemeyjt »

I think my neighbour is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop any time he wants.
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