Jokes

[niemeyjt]

I've just been to the Brico. The cost of chimneys is going through the roof.

[niemeyjt]

I bought what I thought was a thesaurus yesterday. I got it home and opened it and found that every single page was blank.

I haven't got the words to describe how angry I am.

[niemeyjt]

My 'phone rang the other night and a man's voice said "I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention!"

I tried to tell him he had the wrong number, but he was adamant.

[niemeyjt]

for those too young to remember the above joke:

[Bayleaf]

Seeing as he was my utter pop crush during school, I was already singing the words you wrote!

[niemeyjt]

A friend has set up his own band called "The Prevention".

Apparently they're even better than The Cure.

[niemeyjt]

My grandfather died last week. He was one of the last people to have one of those pacemakers made of lead.

We buried him with a heavy heart

[Bayleaf]

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[niemeyjt]

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[glazedallover]

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Getting ready for tonights submarine racing.........