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#2131 Post by Bayleaf »

Sparkle wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2024 2:49 pm

I don't admit this to many folks - I went to see Adam Ant live on stage in Brighton - he was fantastic such a performer. My friends find it very amusing cos since searching my ancestry I have found a relative that was convicted with ANO of being a highway man - he was sent to Australia and eventually pardoned but wasn't allowed to return to Blighty. Unfortunately his accomplice was hanged. They both needed money to support their families - a bit sad don't you think?
That is sad. I had such a bad crush on "AdamAnt", I'd tried to make plans to sneak out of boarding school at aged 16 (ish) to try and go and see him in Concert in the SW somewhere, fairly close to Bath as that's where the school was. Maybe it was Brighton - good to hear he didn't disappoint. :D

As for njt's joke - :roll: :crazy: :lol:
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#2132 Post by Sparkle »

@niemeyjt :lol: :lol:
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.........The Corpse Bride
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#2134 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just had someone on the phone and all I could hear was snuffling and sneezing

I hate cold callers.
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#2135 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just written a book on creating a large basement under your house.

It's a big cellar.
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#2136 Post by niemeyjt »

Mrs N and I are highly competitive.

But I am the more competitive.
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#2138 Post by Veem »

Perhaps you collect the +1 at the till? :D
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#2139 Post by Nomoss »

Maybe you have to buy 4 packs of 4 to get another pack free ?
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#2140 Post by niemeyjt »

I have been tidying out the workshop and had to get rid of my favourite large adjustable spanner.

It was a big wrench.
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