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#2141 Post by Quiksilver »

That deserves a 'groan' :D
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#2142 Post by niemeyjt »

One you may relate to - I ordered a delivery of manure and they dumped in a heap right outside my front door blocking the entrance.

I was livid, but I'll soon get over it.
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#2143 Post by niemeyjt »

I keep finding bits of iron get stuck to me.

I think I have a magnetic personality.
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#2144 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2147 Post by A.N.Other »

Yesterday a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.
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#2149 Post by niemeyjt »

A round the world yachtsman discovered a new island in the Pacific which was full of ice creams, jellies and trifles.

It was a dessert island.
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#2150 Post by niemeyjt »

Residents of Wimbledon, fed up with all the noise, have lobbied the All England club to develop "Quiet Tennis".

It's like real tennis, but without the racket.
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