Jokes

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Mrs N said that quilts are better than duvets.

I told her she should be careful making blanket statements like that.

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Talking of Mrs N - she is mad that I keep introducing her as “My ex-girlfriend”.

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I told Mrs N that she was drawing her eyebrows on too high the other day.

She looked surprised.

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Everyone at our wedding cried.

Even our wedding cake was in tiers.

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I heard that the Romans invented Vaseline.

Or was it Ancient Grease?

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At school I passed all my O levels (that dates me!) apart from "Divinity" or RI as it is known now.

I couldn't understand it - I thought "Jason Christ . . . "

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We were in the garden when Mrs N asked me what we were growing this year.

"Older, ruder and more intolerant" may not be the correct answer.

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And in acknowledgement of the boxing results, Olympic bikinis now come with a health warning

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[Bayleaf]

My thoughts entirely!

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[OTBC]

!!!