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#2301 Post by niemeyjt »

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.
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#2302 Post by niemeyjt »

I just quit my job as a train driver a few weeks ago.

I can’t help but feel that my life has gone off the rails since then.
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#2303 Post by Biloute »

A serious case of monkeypox in the Tour de France
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Demain est le premier des jours qu'il nous reste à vivre: profitons-en ! :D
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#2304 Post by A.N.Other »

I just discovered the male 'G' spot!

Well actually it was the customs officer.
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#2305 Post by niemeyjt »

Parents often name their children after expensive things like Channel, Pearl, Ruby, Chardonnay and Mercedes.

Watch out next year for children named Gas, Petrol and Electricity.
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#2306 Post by niemeyjt »

I was just called by someone trying to sell me a plot in the local cemetery.

I thought "That's the last thing I need".
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#2307 Post by Bayleaf »

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#2308 Post by niemeyjt »

Thought for the day:

Remember Moses started out as a basket case.
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#2309 Post by niemeyjt »

People are making so many jokes about the end of the world like there's no tomorrow.
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#2310 Post by rabbit »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2024 5:54 pm Be careful out there - some people may have monkey pox without realising it.

They are a chimptomatic.
They might end up in A&E rhesus
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