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#2381 Post by Quiksilver »

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#2382 Post by niemeyjt »

I was told after the vasectomy that I wouldn't have kids anymore.

But when I got home they were still there.
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#2383 Post by niemeyjt »

A bloke came round collecting for the local library so I cut off the bottom of the leg on a pair of my old trousers and gave it to him.

That'll be a turn-up for the books.


(edit: my typing is even worse on my phone)
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#2384 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2385 Post by Quiksilver »

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P.S. @Hotrodder....He's saying 'I'm so proud, I didn't think our son would get so far'. She's saying 'Me either, this catapult's really good' :lol:
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#2386 Post by Biloute »

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Demain est le premier des jours qu'il nous reste à vivre: profitons-en ! :D
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#2387 Post by OTBC »

I'm preparing myself for Starmer's inevitable post-tenure autobiography.
Doubtless the story of how he got Britain building, using low-spec materials and following the most basic of assembly instructions.

'I, Keir.'
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#2388 Post by niemeyjt »

I always find that cheap Swedish furniture has a screw loose.
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#2389 Post by A.N.Other »

I went to the doctors with hearing problems, he said can you describe the symptoms, I said Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair!!
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