Jokes

[niemeyjt]

I went to the doctors with hearing problems, he said can you describe the symptoms, I said Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair!!

My doctor told me I’m going deaf too. The news was hard for me to hear.

That was two years ago - I haven't heard from him since.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies.

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A man fell off the roof of the local nightclub.

Police still aren't sure who he is, but they say he's not a bouncer.

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A bloke came round yesterday to help with some chores and I gave him a long list.

I returned to find he had only done jobs 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 and 13.

He said he was an odd job man.

[niemeyjt]

Did you know a candle flame smells exactly like burned nasal hair!

[OTBC]

I have been a member of the National Front for over 25 years and not ashamed to admit it. I wear all the badges, I have bought and wear the T-shirts/polo shirts and wear them with pride. I have met the most interesting people from all walks of life and spent many weekends visiting different parts of the country supporting our history and pride in our nation. More people should join so we can show solidarity in our nations history.

Edit: The missus has informed me "Its Trust, not Front."

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I asked OH if, since she started having sex, am I the only one. Oh yes,she said, all the others were 9s and 10s

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Helpful tip

HƧUꟼ means PULL

⅃⅃Uꟼ means PUSH