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#2441 Post by Bayleaf »

On a lighter note, sort of ...
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#2442 Post by niemeyjt »

I typed "Missing medieval manservant" into my browser.

It came back "Page not found".
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#2443 Post by niemeyjt »

In a melancholy moment I was thinking of all the people I have lost.

I was a pretty rubbish tour guide.
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#2444 Post by Bayleaf »

Speaking of rubbish, spotted this at the dechetterie yesterday - strategically placed on top of an overflowing skip....? What is someone trying to say? :lol:
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#2445 Post by Hotrodder »

I have always wondered about the number of items I see and have seen in France with the Union flag emblazoned on them. Usually scatter cushions and suchlike tat, but also dustbins, keyrings, mugs, phone covers, even car seat covers. Never seen any of it in UK. WTF
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#2446 Post by niemeyjt »

My Italian co-worker wears a Union Jack belt. Not sure what he is trying to say as we don't have a UK subsidiary.
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#2447 Post by Bayleaf »

Many French love Union Jacks .....that bin may well have been cleaned up and found a new home by now! :lol:

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#2448 Post by Hotrodder »

It has been happening for a while now, just not getting the same publicity.
I left "for a better life", and with very few exceptions it has been successful.
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#2449 Post by niemeyjt »

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#2450 Post by niemeyjt »

I have a Donald Trump coffee table.

It has a bit of veneer missing.
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