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#2451 Post by Hotrodder »

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On my headstone it will say: Please switch off mobile phones. I'm trying to get some sleep.

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#2452 Post by niemeyjt »

My daughter's gone all vegan on me. She insists we only eat plants.

I have reassured her all my food comes from plants. I just didn't tell her it was the meat processing plants.

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#2454 Post by A.N.Other »

Do songbirds get annoyed at hummingbirds because the don't know the words?

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#2455 Post by A.N.Other »

My wife asked me if I'd like to have a threesome and who amongst her friend I would choose.

I didn't realise I was only supposed to pick one so now I'm sleeping in the garage - alone!

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#2458 Post by niemeyjt »

A recent study has revealed parents can do 1/3 of their kids' maths homework but struggle with the other 3/4.

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#2460 Post by Bayleaf »

My works van may be grubby, but thank goodness I don't drive an Iveco, with passersby good at word games! :lol:
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