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niemeyjt · #2501 Post by **niemeyjt** » Tue Oct 29, 2024 4:38 pm

Or their birth certificate is a letter of apology from the Durex factory.

ajm · #2502 Post by **ajm** » Wed Oct 30, 2024 9:23 am

Immediately after the BBC's coverage of the budget there is an edition of "Escape to the country". perhaps the 'to ' should be changed to 'from'

Bayleaf · #2503 Post by **Bayleaf** » Wed Oct 30, 2024 9:34 am

Deja poo.jpg

niemeyjt · #2504 Post by **niemeyjt** » Wed Oct 30, 2024 11:38 am

Not to mention deja moo - feeling you've heard this bull before

Bayleaf · #2505 Post by **Bayleaf** » Wed Oct 30, 2024 5:26 pm

Grumpy Halloween ideas in the UK .....

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niemeyjt · #2506 Post by **niemeyjt** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 6:21 am

For the horsey folks . . .

horse.jpg

ajm · #2507 Post by **ajm** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 12:57 pm

On my application for an Australian visa it asked if I had a criminal record. I replied that I didn't know you still needed one.

niemeyjt · #2508 Post by **niemeyjt** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 1:26 pm

I've got a Police record - Roxanne.

Hotrodder · #2509 Post by **Hotrodder** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 3:53 pm

I've never actually been arrested or convicted but once had a 50 state warant out for my arrest.
Does that count?

Nomoss · #2510 Post by **Nomoss** » Thu Oct 31, 2024 5:06 pm

I knew someone who, when completing forms, when he came to "Sex", put "Yes please"

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