Jokes

[demi]

That’s terrible

But I found it really funny

Moi aussi!

[Niftyons]

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat…

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

[Niftyons]

What note is struck when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

[Polarengineer]

A minor

[Yonner]

a flat miner

[A.N.Other]

Back in the days of the Wild West, cowboys on the range would hang a lantern on their saddles to help them find their way home.

One of the earliest known examples of saddlelight navigation.

[A.N.Other]

Betty went to the cemetery every day in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Harry.

When she was finished she always walked backwards when leaving the grave!

One day her friend Leila asked, 'Betty why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?'

Betty answered, 'When Harry was alive he always told me 'You have got such a great ass; it could bring a dead man back to life!'... I'm not taking any chances!'

[OTBC]

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[OTBC]

An aid of Trump told him that she dreamt of him last night. A ticker tape parade and everybody cheering. "Was my hair allright" Trump asked.

"I could not tell, the coffin was closed" she answered.

[L Austin France]

NASA is launching a
satellite to say sorry to
the aliens.

They're calling it the
Apollo G.