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#171 Post by Spardo »

ExMontpelliérain wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:48 pm The joke is on The Times for falling for this old chestnut. They also failed to spot the clue in the 3rd paragraph that this was a spoof.
I liked the report on the tv the other day of several cars which followed a tanker for 70 odd miles to be the first in the queue for petrol, only to find it was a powder tanker. :lol: :lol:

I was ahead of them as soon as I saw the wagon with its 2 bottom hoppers for delivering cement etc., and thought at first it was the tv company showing the wrong library pictures. :roll:
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#176 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 20th time.
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#177 Post by Bayleaf »

That's what you call a pigeon of fortune! :lol:

Moving on swiftly ..... ;)
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#178 Post by rabbit »

niemeyjt wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:36 am I've just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 20th time.
There is an allegedly true account in Ben Mackintyre's book "Double Cross" that the Germans were still using carrier pigeons during WWII. British breeders were given a sample German pigeon and bred some pigeons with the same characteristics as the German ones. An agent then broke into the coop in France and replaced several pigeons with the British ones.
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#179 Post by niemeyjt »

A chap rang my doorbell yesterday. He told me he was doing a collection for our local community swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water.
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#180 Post by niemeyjt »

Did you hear about the man who thought innuendo was an Italian suppository?
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