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#181 Post by niemeyjt »

During a child birthing class at a local hospital, a nurse says, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”

She turns to the men in the room and says “Gentlemen, remember that you’re both in this together. It wouldn’t hurt for you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”

The room becomes very quiet as the men absorb this information. After a few moments a man at the back of the room slowly raises his hand. “Yes?” says the Nurse.

“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”

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#182 Post by Char »

:lol: :lol:

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#183 Post by rabbit »

Jim and Bill were playing golf and as Jim was about to address the ball Bill said “hold on there is a hearse passing on the road. Bill bowed his head and removed his cap. Jim said “I never knew you were so respectful and I wouldn’t have expected you to interrupt our golf to show your respects “ Bill said “I wouldn’t normally but it’s the wife”

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#184 Post by Bayleaf »

ouf! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#185 Post by Bayleaf »

I have a feeling I've posted this before somewhere, but it does make me titter! :lol:
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#186 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just come back from the doctor and he says I have Merry-go-round Disease. I caught something going around.

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#187 Post by Bayleaf »

One for [mention]Spardo[/mention] :)
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#188 Post by niemeyjt »

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#189 Post by niemeyjt »

My wife said she missed me.

Normally that's nice, but she was reloading.

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#190 Post by A.N.Other »

Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!

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