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niemeyjt
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by niemeyjt »
My neighbour's two sons were arrested yesterday for dressing up as a car battery and a firework.
The Police charged one and let the other off.
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My pet duck ate a firework last November 5th - I ended up with a firequacker.
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A.N.Other
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by A.N.Other »
I think this qualifies as a joke.
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Bayleaf
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by Bayleaf »
Good one. I laughed a little too much at this one,
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Lori
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by Lori »
Oh that was funny !
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by rabbit »
My wife used bottled spring water on the courgettes. When it came to eating them she asked if I liked them. I replied that they tasted a bit Vichy
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niemeyjt
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by niemeyjt »
I did similar on my apples - they turned out less like apples and more pearier.
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by niemeyjt »
New books that have just arrived at the local library:
Wild Flowers by Dan D Lyons
Parachute Jumping by Hugo Thirst
Baby's Revenge by Nora Titsov
The Yellow River by I P Alot - (translated into Chinese by Won Long Pee)
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by niemeyjt »
If at first you don't succeed, then freefall parachute diving is not for you.
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