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#1301 Post by niemeyjt »

My neighbour's two sons were arrested yesterday for dressing up as a car battery and a firework.

The Police charged one and let the other off.

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#1302 Post by niemeyjt »

My pet duck ate a firework last November 5th - I ended up with a firequacker.

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#1303 Post by A.N.Other »

I think this qualifies as a joke.


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#1304 Post by niemeyjt »

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#1305 Post by Bayleaf »

Good one. I laughed a little too much at this one, :lol:
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#1306 Post by Lori »

Oh that was funny !

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#1307 Post by rabbit »

My wife used bottled spring water on the courgettes. When it came to eating them she asked if I liked them. I replied that they tasted a bit Vichy

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#1308 Post by niemeyjt »

I did similar on my apples - they turned out less like apples and more pearier.

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#1309 Post by niemeyjt »

New books that have just arrived at the local library:

Wild Flowers by Dan D Lyons

Parachute Jumping by Hugo Thirst

Baby's Revenge by Nora Titsov

The Yellow River by I P Alot - (translated into Chinese by Won Long Pee)

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#1310 Post by niemeyjt »

If at first you don't succeed, then freefall parachute diving is not for you.

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