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Our new parasol came with the instructions to keep it away from sources of heat and light. Does that mean I can only use it on a cloudy day?
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niemeyjt
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I've just had a policeman knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.
I told him to use both eyes then he'd probably find him much more quickly.
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If it wasn't such a serious situation this could be funny. -- a Russian politician saying that Biden has blood on his hands
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I remember my Mum always used to say "take everything with a pinch of salt".
She made a terrible cup of tea.
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My doctor used to say, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach".
He was a terrible cardiac surgeon.
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