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#2191 Post by ajm »

Our new parasol came with the instructions to keep it away from sources of heat and light. Does that mean I can only use it on a cloudy day?

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#2193 Post by niemeyjt »

I've just had a policeman knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.

I told him to use both eyes then he'd probably find him much more quickly.

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#2196 Post by Niftyons »

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#2197 Post by ajm »

If it wasn't such a serious situation this could be funny. -- a Russian politician saying that Biden has blood on his hands

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#2198 Post by niemeyjt »

I remember my Mum always used to say "take everything with a pinch of salt".

She made a terrible cup of tea.

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#2199 Post by niemeyjt »

My doctor used to say, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach".

He was a terrible cardiac surgeon.

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